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Evan Sayet Observations on Progressives

Evan Douglas Sayet (born October 29, 1960) is a writer, comedian, and conservative speaker. Born and raised in a New York, NY by a Jewish family, he attended the University of Rochester where he majored in Political Science and English Literature. Afterwards, he moved to Hollywood to be in the entertainment industry, and he has spent over twenty-five years writing television shows, screenplays, documentaries and more before segueing into the field of political commentary.

His observations on Progressives and Progressive Politicians are insightful, humorous, and piercing. These are some of my favorites:

“Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?”
 - Evan Sayet

“First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.”
 - Evan Sayet

“I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.”
 - Evan Sayet

“I explain how America hatred and Jew hatred are [INDEMIC] to Modern Liberalism and delve deeper into why it is the otherwise good and decent people will INVARIABLY side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.”
 - Evan Sayet

“If it were truly “income inequality” that the Modern Liberal cares so much about, then why isn’t there an “Occupy Hollywood” movement?”
 - Evan Sayet

“If they weren't so dangerous and destructive, one could smile and pat the Modern Liberal on the head and tell him how cute he is and go on about the business of being an adult. But he is dangerous and destructive, with the True Believer's very purpose being the total destruction of everything that God and science-most obviously Western Civilization-has ever created. ...The Modern Liberal will invariably and, in fact, inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.”
 - Evan Sayet

“In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Justice demands that the good and hard-working be rewarded and the evil and the lazy be punished (if only by the withholding of the rewards of doing the right things).  Modern Liberalism demands that the good and hardworking be punished as the recipients of an unfair advantage and the evil and the lazy be rewarded, their acts of evil and their failure all the proof the Modern Liberal needs that somehow they have been victimized by forces out of their control.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.”
 - Evan Sayet

“Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.”
 - Evan Sayet

“We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.”
 - Evan Sayet

“What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'”
 - Evan Sayet